Welcome aboard $RUN, flight NB·001, non-stop to a destination we don't legally promise but absolutely believe in.

Cabin doors are now closing. The rules are simple: boarding is what we used to call buying, fuel is liquidity, altitude is market cap, and diamond hands are seatbelts that are required at all times.

Two percent of every transaction is collected at the gate and redistributed pro-rata to passengers in $SOL. Think of it as duty-free, except the duty pays you.

If at any point you feel the urge to disembark mid-flight — don't. The runway is fictitious; only the altitude is real. Sit back, recline, and trust the bird.

— Captain $RUN · MMXXVI